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Friday, December 16, 2016

Clayton vs. Gaston









                                                                        Character bios







Clayton: After joining an expedition to Africa, William Cecil Clayton served as a guide and bodyguard to professor Porter and his daughter Jane. As a result, Clayton appeared to be a chivalrous gentleman, using his experience as a hunter to protect the Porters on their journey.  Once the trio began their search for Gorillas in the African jungle, Jane wanders off and is pursued by a group of baboons. Despite this encounter, Jane manages to survive after being liberated by a Wildman. With the introduction of Tarzan, Clayton made several attempts to gain the location of his gorilla family; However, Tarzan was unable to cooperate since Jane's teachings were a distraction. A few days later, a cargo ship arrives to pick up the explorers.

As the captain's crew began to pack their luggage, Jane tries to reason with the Captain, requesting more time to explore. However, the commander denies her requests due to his fear of falling behind Schedule.  As a result, Clayton blames the young maiden for wasting their resources to educate a Wildman. Once his plans appear to be thwarted, Clayton prepares for his journey back to England until he subsequently discovers Tarzan's affection for Jane. As a result, the poacher manipulates Tarzan's emotions, causing him to release his family's location. Not long after the trio meet the gorillas in his troop, Tarzan's adopted father, Kerchak attempts to kill Clayton. Because of this, Tarzan wrestles Kerchak to the ground and places his father in a chokehold. Eventually Clayton reveals his true nature once he betrays the Wildman's trust and captures all the gorillas in his troop. 

Despite the poacher's best efforts, Tarzan managed to rescue his family from captivity. As a result, Clayton opens fire on the jungle king, killing his father in the process. After the death of Kerchak, Clayton engages in a fierce battle with his former ally. Near the climax of their confrontation, Clayton descends into madness and loses his life after being hanged.






Gaston: Once regarded as the local hero, Gaston was a an arrogant, hunter who owned a large tavern; located in a small French, village. As a hunter, Gaston gained popularity after killing several animals, collecting their heads as trophies. After returning from a hunting trip, Gaston pursued an intelligent young woman named Belle. Despite his status amongst the women in his village, Belle, often rejected his advances, showing no signs of romantic interest. As a result, Gaston became smitten with her beauty and attempted to gain her affection with an organized wedding; However, Belle managed to escape his proposal. In order to lift his spirits, villagers in the tavern begin to sing about the hunters greatness. Not long after the festivities, Belle's eccentric father; Maurice, arrives at the tavern and warns the villagers that his daughter was  being held captive by a monster. Despite his best efforts, the villagers find his claims to be absurd and throw him out of the tavern.

As a result, Gaston Seizes the moment at hand, striking a deal with  Monsieur D'Arque; owner of the local asylum, to blackmail the young maiden with allusions pertaining to her father's captivity. After Maurice returns to the cottage with his daughter, Gaston assembles the villagers and alerts the asylum owner. Once the villagers have gathered outside, D'Arque orders his men to drag Maurice towards their carriage. As the men prepared to carry her father away, the arrogant, hunter pressures the young woman into marriage with threats alluding to him serving time in a mental institution. Appalled by his actions, Belle refused to marry Gaston and managed to prove her father's claims by using the magic mirror that the monster gave her. Once his plans begin to unravel, Gaston descends into madness and grabs the mirror from Belle. Consumed by anger, Gaston manipulates the villagers to storm the monster's castle. In order to spare the prince's life, Belle tries to reason with the hunter, but ultimately fails once he discovers her affections for the beast.

As Gaston reached the castle of the cursed prince, the hunter and his troops manage to infiltrate the monster's fortress. After the villagers began to raid his castle, Adam's servants launch an attack on the intruders, forcing them to retreat. Amidst the chaos of their battle, Gaston sneaks into the prince's room and fires an arrow at the monster. As the creature writhed in pain, Gaston knocks him through a glass window and kicks the monster off the balcony. Near the climax of their confrontation, the cursed prince begins to fight back, using his strength to knock the hunter off balance. As the fight continues, the monstrous beast grabs his enemy by the throat and holds him over the roof. Once Belle appears in the courtyard, Adam tells the hunter to leave; However, Gaston stabs him instead. In the end, Gaston loses his balance and ultimately falls to his death.






                                                             Combat skills/ weaponry










Clayton: As a hunter, Clayton is a skilled gunmen, brandishing a 12 gauge double barrel shotgun and a machete. Although it wasn't made clear as to which model he used, based on his preference for high quality craftsmanship, the best comparison for his weapon, is the Purdey, London, best 12 gauge double barreled shotgun. ca. 1886. The Purdey DB shotgun is a long range fire arm with a 12 gauge double barrel made from steel, with 1/2" wood butt extension under a 1/2" horn butt plate. Clayton's bullets consist of two shells; which are self contained cartridges that have been loaded with multiple small, metallic projectiles. In combat Clayton appears to be a brawler and hasn't displayed any significant skill in hand to hand combat, relying on his shotgun to devastate his opponents. However; judging by his build in addition to the high interest in boxing during his era, it can be implied that Clayton was exposed to the sport and might have been trained in the art of boxing. In terms of melee weapons, Clayton used his machete for short-range offense/defensive tactics.





Gaston:  As a prominent figure in his village, Gaston was a very skilled marksman, displaying a high level of proficiency with a bow and arrow, in addition to his mastery of the Blunderbuss, a single shot, muzzle loading firearm with a short, 54 caliber barrel, which is made from solid steel and is flared at the muzzle, taking the shape of a trumpet. The Blunderbuss is a short range weapon and typically uses a set of 100, 54 caliber round, lead balls. In terms of melee weapons; Gaston brandished a hunting knife in order to perform a short range offensive/defensive strategy. Despite his initial lack of intelligence, Gaston proved he can be very manipulative and cunning, black mailing Belle to take his hand in marriage in addition to persuading the villagers to attack the beast's castle. In combat Gaston appears to be a brawler who is capable of beating multiple men, using his strength and size to pummel his opponents into submission.






Edge: As a villain, Gaston displayed a cunning and manipulative nature, exploiting the ignorance of the villagers in addition to bribing the owner of the local asylum in order to blackmail a woman to marry him; however, Clayton is much more methodical and deceptive. In his first appearance, Clayton was several steps ahead of his adversary, examining his every move, patiently waiting to set his plan in motion, before luring him into a trap. In terms of combat, both hunters appear to be brawlers without any known training in hand to hand, making it hard to determine which villain is the superior fighter. Based on Clayton's muscular build in addition to the popularity of boxing during his era, one could argue that the hunter might have trained in the sport, which would give him a slight advantage. However, this claim is mostly speculative and hasn't officially been proven. When it comes to their weapons; both hunters are exceptionally skilled gunmen. Gaston's Blunderbuss is a well crafted fire arm that is powerful enough to cause a significant amount of damage at close range, but Clayton's shotgun provides him with a longer range, quicker re-load, and is much more efficient. Clayton gets the edge in combat skills/ weaponry.












                                                                       Powers/ abilities












                                                                            Clayton




Strength- Clayton is strong enough to support the bulk of Tarzan's weight while standing on one foot, as the jungle king himself remained standing on the poacher's leg. In his final battle with Tarzan, Clayton managed to cut through thick vines and held his own against the wounded jungle king in a brief skirmish.

Speed-  Clayton is extremely fast, moving at speeds far beyond the average capacity of a normal human, placing him among the ranks of athletes in peak physical condition.

Agility- Despite his high level of speed, Clayton is not particularly agile. In his battle with Tarzan, Clayton may have held the upper hand against a weakened Tarzan, but he was unable to outmaneuver the Wildman and hasn't shown any skill to suggest he was capable of performing a high level of evasive action.


Durability- Clayton possessed a high level of durability and was capable of  wrestling a weakened Tarzan. The hunter managed to survive a 20 foot drop after tanking several hits from thick tree branches without any apparent effort.












                                                                            Gaston




Strength- Gaston possesses  an incredible measure of physical strength, lifting three fully grown women with one hand. In his battle with prince Adam, Gaston  managed to hold his own against the beast's superhuman level of strength. The hunter was strong enough to knock the beast through a glass window and was capable of kicking him off the roof with one foot.


Speed- Gaston is incredibly fast and is capable of reaching speeds above the average capacity of a normal human, which places him among the ranks of Olympic level athletes in peak physical condition.

Agility-  Despite his athletic build and speed, Gaston hasn't displayed any notable feats of agility. In his fight with the Beast, Gaston managed to dominate the fight, but hasn't shown anything to suggest he is capable of outmaneuvering opponents in combat.

Durability- Gaston displayed a high level of durability, taking hits from several men in a brawl. The hunter managed to survive a fight with the beast after being tackled and slammed hard onto the roof of the castle. .






Edge: In strength, Gaston is capable of lifting 300 lbs. with one hand and managed to grapple with a monster who possessed superhuman strength, while Clayton could barely handle wrestling against a weakened Tarzan. When it comes to their speed and agility, both opponents appear to be equal. However; due to his age, Gaston is slightly more agile. Despite Clayton's ability to catch up with Tarzan after a long drop, his speed in this instant is a product of circumstance rather than natural skill, since the advantage was not consistent. In terms of durability, Clayton managed to survive a drop that would have broken his spine and killed him, but Gaston was able to survive after being slammed against a castle roof by a monster with superhuman strength. As a result, Gaston gets the edge for power/ abilities.



Verdict: In a battle between hunter versus poacher, this fight would be a contest between Clayton's combat experience vs Gaston's physical abilities. This fight will take place in the forest and end in the Beast's castle. There will be no prep time. The fight begins when Clayton reaches for his gun and opens fire on Gaston. The hunter manages to find cover behind a tree. As the poacher began to reload, Gaston fires a series of bullets. Clayton dodges his assault and takes cover behind a group of rocks. The poacher counters his attack by firing multiple shots, causing the tree branches to fall on his adversary. Once the smoke has cleared, Gaston manages to escape.


After fleeing from the forest, Gaston lures Clayton into a castle. Once the veteran hunter enters the building, Gaston leaps from the darkness, knocking Clayton's gun out of his hand, striking the poacher with a left hook. Once Clayton hits the ground, the poacher trips Gaston. As the two begin to wrestle, Gaston manages to toss Clayton into a wall. Near the climax of their confrontation, the hunter throws a right jab, but Clayton dodges and retaliates with an uppercut. Continuing his assault, the poacher strikes his opponent's midsection. However; the hunter catches his fist. Using his strength, Gaston knocks Clayton through a window. As the hunter begins to lift Clayton's body, the poacher pulls out his machete and slices the hunter's chest. Before the final blow is struck, Gaston dodges his attack, breaking the poacher's arm in the process. As Clayton began to draw his last breath, Gaston delivers the final blow, by cracking his skull against the pavement and tosses his body off the roof. I declare Gaston the victor.






At first glance, a battle between Clayton and Gaston seems like a mismatch once you take all of their weapons out of the equation, however; this fight is actually much closer than some might believe. The poacher is far more intelligent than Gaston. Although the hunter held an obvious advantage in strength, the rest of Gaston's physical advantages were only a few notches above Clayton's physical abilities.  Despite his having more experience and  superior weapons, Clayton lost due to Gaston's overwhelming strength, superior fighting skills, as well as his own ability to improvise his tactics in combat, using his environment to his advantage.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Media dissection: Birth of A Nation vs. The Butler (preview)




After 400 years have passed, the scars of slavery continue to plague humanity, leaving a stain on American history. Initially, filmmakers tackled the subject to open up a dialogue and provide a visual representation of historical accounts, however; the medium has become oversaturated with an abundance of movies that perpetuate an "uncle tom" stereotype and celebrate the breaking of a black man's rebellious spirit. As a result, films like the Butler receive a hefty amount of praise despite it's underwhelming message that fails to inspire those who watch the movie.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Nicktoons vs. Carton Network series preview



Coming this Spring, Nicktoons will faceoff against characters from  Cartoon Network in my next versus series where I analyze their combat skills and abilities to determine who would win in a hypothetical battle.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Disney Versus Battles: Kerchak vs. Mufasa













                                                                       Character bios










Kerchak: Once a proud father and loving husband of Kala, Kerchak was the leader of a small troop of gorillas that lived in the African jungle. As a father, Kerchak spent most of his time bonding with his son, maintaining the happiness of his family, however, their happiness is shattered when the infant wanders off at night and is attacked by a rogue leopardess known as Sabor. Desperate to save their son, the couple rush to find him, but Sabor manages to grab their infant, eventually killing him in the process. Devastated by the death of his newborn, Kerchak became cold and bitter, viewing anything outside the group as a potential threat to his family's safety. As the couple began to mourn the death of their child, Kala hears the cries of an orphaned baby and discovers an abandoned tree house. After rescuing the child, Kala is attacked, however, she manages to escape. Despite her husband's disapproval, she raises the human, naming him: Tarzan.

Several years later, Tarzan's family is a attacked by Sabor. Kerchak defends the troop against her assault, but she manages to gain the upper hand after scratching his chest and biting his arm. As the gorilla lies helpless on the ground, Tarzan rescues Kerchak from his death. Near the end of their confrontation, the jungle king emerges victorious after killing his murderous adversary. As a result, Tarzan earns Kerchak's respect. Not long after his victory, the jungle king meets a trio of explorers who educate him on the subject of other humans in society in exchange for access to the gorillas in his troop. Angered by the appearance of humans, Kerchak becomes violent and slams Tarzan into the ground. As he regains his composure, the Wildman places his father in a choke hold, pinning Kerchak to the ground. Because of this, Tarzan was banished from the troop.

After Tarzan leaves his family, one of the explorers named Clayton betrays the Wildman's trust bringing back a group of men to capture the gorillas in his troop. Despite his best efforts, the poacher fails to succeed when Kerchak, and his son manage to free their family from captivity. As a result, Clayton grabs his shotgun and opens fire on the jungle king. Kerchak rushes to his aid, however; Clayton fires another round, fatally wounding the troop leader. Eventually, Kerchak loses his life after succumbing to his injuries.





Mufasa: Born as the heir of King Ahadi and Queen Uru, Mufasa was a courageous lion who ruled over The Pride Lands. After the birth of his son; Mufasa, began teaching Simba about the circle of life, training him to take his place as king. As a result, his jealous younger brother; Scar, hatches a scheme to over throw him and rule his kingdom. Once it's discovered that Scar missed Simbas's presentation ceremony; Mufasa, enters the lion's den in order to chastise his brother for his insolence. As the king continues to scold his brother, Scar turns his back and walks away, stating he might attack Mufasa if he turned his back on him. A few months later, Mufasa travels to the Pride Lands to show Simba around his kingdom. As the pair continue their journey, the lion king teaches Simba how to pounce and forbids him from entering the Elephant Graveyard. After being manipulated by his uncle Scar, Simba disobeys his father by traveling to the Elephant Graveyard, but is ambushed by three hyenas.

Near the climax of their confrontation, Mufasa rescues his son after defeating all three of his attackers in combat. After his minions fail to kill his nephew, Scar enlists the aid of Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed for a new plan to steal Mufasa's thrown. As the hyenas wait for their signal, Scar lures Simba into a trap and orders the trio to scare a large group of Wildebeest, causing them to start a stampede. Meanwhile, the king's trusted advisor, Zazu, reports the sighting of an unusual migration of a wildebeest herd. Not long after his report, Scar tells Mufasa that Simba is trapped in a gorge with the Wildebeest. As a result, the lion king heads for the gorge in order to save his son. Upon his arrival, Mufasa catches Simba right before he fell off of a branch, however; the lion king suffers an attack by one of the Wildebeest. Despite his injury; Mufasa, manages to reach a ledge and brings his son to safety.

As the king attempts to climb the ledge; Mufasa gets pulled into the stampede. Before he is trampled by the herd, Mufasa manages to escape after leaping to a nearby cliff. As the king struggled to reach the top, Mufasa begs his brother for help, but he falls to his death after Scar betrays him and throws the lion into the stampede.









                                                             Combat skills/ weaponry










Kerchak: Much like a wrestler in his prime, Kerchak  heavily relied on brute force, using his strength and size to overwhelm his opponents, employing a series of grapples, tosses, and body slams, in addition to strangle holds: choking enemies into submission. Although he possessed an overwhelming offense, the troop leader's defenses left little to be desired. In combat, Kerchak does not possess any melee weapons, using his fist and fangs to pummel his opponents.





Mufasa: As a lion, Mufasa is an apex predator, stalking his prey through the use of stealth, developing a strategy to kill his adversaries with the element of surprise. In live combat, Mufasa battles enemies with animalistic aggression, using his strength, size, and speed to overwhelm his opponents. The lion king possesses razor sharp claws, which are strong enough to cut through flesh. Mufasa also possessed incredibly sharp fangs.






Edge: In combat, both animals have displayed a considerate measure of skill, proving to be formidable opponents, however; the lion king was much more experienced in battle. Although Kerchak appears to have better showings against Tublat in The Legend of Tarzan, and Sabor in the animated feature: Tarzan, Lion's are naturally more aggressive and Mufasa managed to outsmart a Buffalo named Boma, in the novel: A Tale of Two Brothers. The lion king also defeated a group of hyenas. In terms of their weaponry, Kerchak's fist are not as lethal as Mufasa's claws or his fangs. Despite his possession of incredible strength to guide his fist, the lion king's weapons provide him with more options to eliminate his enemies. As a result, Mufasa get's the edge in combat skills and weaponry.












                                                                       Powers/ abilities












                                                                            Kerchak




Strength- Kerchak possesses a massive amount of physical strength and is capable of lifting full grown men. In his first appearance, Kerchak was strong enough to slam Tarzan into the ground with one hand, in addition to pinning Clayton to the ground. The troop leader also managed to out wrestle another gorilla named Tublat.


Speed- Much like his real life counter parts, Kerchak is very fast and is capable of reaching speeds in excess of 20 miles per hour.


Agility- In combat, Kerchak is not particularly agile. Due to his size and weight, Kerchak has trouble out maneuvering smaller opponents.


Durability- Kerchak displayed an impressive measure of durability. In his first appearance, the troop leader managed to endure a bite from Sabor's fangs and cuts from Sabor's claws. Kerchak was able to sustain a decent amount of damage from Tublat in The Legend of Tarzan.




                      







                                                                            Mufasa




Strength- As a lion, Mufasa has displayed an incredible measure of physical strength, defeating a trio of Hyenas, in addition to carrying Simba through a herd of Wildebeests, leaping several feet in the air to rush his son to safety. The lion king also managed to scale a cliff after nearly being trampled in a stampede.


Speed- The lion king is fast enough to chase a herd of Wildebeests, keeping pace with the animals showing no signs of fatigue. On average, lions can reach speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour.


Agility- Mufasa is very agile and was capable of dodging a large group of Wildebeests in the middle of a stampede.


Durability- Mufasa possesses a high level of durability. Before his death, the lion king managed to sustain a massive amount of damage, tanking several hits from a herd of wildebeests and was able to survive the encounter after nearly being trampled in the stampede.







Edge: In terms of strength, Mufasa has displayed an impressive amount of physical strength, beating multiple enemies in combat, however; Kerchak is much stronger, tossing opponents that weigh from 200-400lbs. Despite the lion's potential, gorillas are naturally stronger and Mufasa hasn't been able to achieve the same measure of physical strength. When it comes to speed and agility, Kerchak is pretty quick, but due to his size and weight the troop leader lacks a sufficient measure of mobility, causing him to have slower reflexes. In contrast, the lion king is faster and far more agile in his movements. As previously stated: Mufasa is fast enough to chase a herd of wildebeest and was able to dodge them in the middle of a stampede. Kerchak isn't able to reach that level of speed. When it comes to their durability, both combatants have shown they're capable of enduring a great deal of punishment in combat, however; Mufasa has a high tolerance for pain that far exceeds Kerchak's physical limitations. Mufasa gets the edge in powers/ abilities.



Verdict: In a contest to determine which animal reigns supreme as ruler of the African wild, a fight between these animals would come down to Mufasa's speed and durability versus Kerchak's strength and ferocity. This fight will take place in the west African jungle. There will be no prep time. The fight begins when Mufasa leaps from the bushes to attack his opponent. As the big cat struggles to out wrestle Kerchak, the troop leader manages to knock him off balance, tossing the lion into a tree. Mufasa springs back into action and launches another assault.

Kerchak immediately swings his arms forward, but the lion king evades his attack. After dodging a series of strikes, Mufasa uses his claws to pierce the flesh of Kerchak's stomach. As the gorilla writhed in pain, Kerchak smacks the lion with the backhand  of his fist. Mufasa shrugs off the damage and regains his composure. As the fight continues, both combatants stare each other down. In a matter of seconds, the ferocious lion rushes towards his opponent. Using his massive strength, the troop leader grabs Mufasa's arms, but the lion king bites him on the shoulder and slices Kerchak's face with his claws. As the gorilla is brought to his knees, Mufasa rips through Kerchak's flesh, killing him in the process. I declare, Mufasa, king of the Pridelands, the victor.




In a fight between animal versus animal, Kerchak is one of the strongest fighters in the Disney universe, using his brute strength to pummel his enemies into submission, however; Kerchak's lack of mobility limits the gorillas combat effectiveness, causing  him to struggle with opponents who are faster and smaller. In contrast, Mufasa is a ferocious hurricane that is capable of outmaneuvering opponents who are big or small. Another factor contributing to Kerchak's loss would be his durability. Despite putting up a decent fight against Sabor, it only took two hits to bring Kerchak to his knees. Because of this, Kerchak wouldn't be able to endure the might of Mufasa. As a result, Kerchak loses this match-up.